I am Jess

But they call me Monster.

So should you.

The one and only.

I should wear a sign saying “Sure To Dissapoint”

I crave attention.

Im malicious

Im vain

Im bitchy

I am brutally honest.

I eat bubbles && get sick later.

I have no sense of direction && I get lost easily.

I insist on sitting in the shopping trolley.

I throw gumballs at people in the mall.

I run screaming from moths.

I am the mostunco-ordinated person you will ever meet.

I cant do my nine times tables.

Im amazed at what I can destroy with a hammer.

I tend to rant

♥

Music ♥
, More than anything
, Piercings
, History
, Red Bull
, In fact, any energy drink
, Candy
, Pixie Sticks
, Dancing in my boxers
, Putting pyjamas on at 4pm
, Making unsinkable things sink.
, Eating ice-cream in bed
, Listening to rain
, Running through sprinklers.
, Irish && English accents
, Trashy Life
, Jamieson ILY♥
, ♥

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus ♥
, Green Day
, The Used
, Kisschasy
, From First To Last♥
, AFI
, ScaryKids ScaringKids
, Queen
, My Chemical Romance♥
, Lost Prophets
, Panic! At the Disco♥
, The Architects
, Hawthorne Heights
, The Living End
, Taking Back Sunday♥
, Every Time I Die
, Men, Woman And Children
, Some Girls
, Fall Out Boy♥
, Pretty Girls Make Graves
, Aiden
, The Dresden Dolls
, Funeral For A Friend♥
, Jeniferever
, Atreyu
, Saosin
, Senses Fail
, Anti-Flag
, Death Cab For Cutie
, Thursday
, HIM
, Action Action
, Comeback Kid
, The Audition♥
, Drop Dead, Gorgeous
, Goodnight Nurse
, My Life Story
, Falter
, Story Of The Year
, The Disco Ensemble♥
, The Pipettes
, Chiodos
, I Killed The Prom Queen
, 30 Seconds To Mars♥
, The Hush Sound.
, October Falls
, The Punchline
, The Providence
, The Academy Is . . .

Clockwork Orange.
, The Nightmare Before Christmas.
, Edward Scissorhands.
, Stand By Me.